fruit cake

           Whether it is ten seconds old or ten years old, fruitcake always tastes like garbage with sugar on top. On the other hand many people buy canned foods in case of an emergency such as a nuclear fallout and what not. Why people do this i don't know, because they can buy twice as many fruitcakes as they can cans of food that last ten years. Fruitcakes last FOREVER.
           It may not taste like fruit or cake, but for some reason people think they would make great gifts. "Hey there's the worst tasting thing on the planet, I'm going to buy that for somebody i care about." my family get like three fruitcakes every year. Before that gift is handed off to anybody in my family, its already in the trash. No one eats it, no one likes it, it is indestructable and it doesn't go bad it starts out bad. FRUITCAKE.